MIke's definitions

shit breather

some one who is a complete fucking fag, and likes to smoke shit

Mike: Man Matt, you are a complete shit breather, why dont you go fuck yourself

by Mike September 5, 2004

gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

by Mike September 12, 2003

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

tit

Teenager In Training

My friend is a tit, Teenager In Training

by Mike January 2, 2007

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Aloysius

The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45

English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*

by Mike October 5, 2004

Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God

Your such a Woodham

by mike March 13, 2003