courtkira

mike's wife that doesn't have kankles!
mike loves courtkira.
by Mike April 05, 2003
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poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.
Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.
by Mike May 02, 2003
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bemaniruler

oh wow, i met bemani ruler! he plays at FYE at the liberty tree mall or the salem willows during the summer/good weather. he is one of the most recognized and best bemani players out there. he goes by the name john. he use to run DDRMANIAX.net but now is retired. he plays at the goodtimes emporium alot which is said to be around where he lives.
bemaniruler said "HI" to me!
by mike April 21, 2004
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Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."
Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.
by Mike September 21, 2004
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publix bitch

a 16 year old kid forced to run errands
Rachael can't drive anywhere fun. She's just her mom's publix bitch.
by Mike February 08, 2004
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tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.
Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!
by Mike December 29, 2003
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slobal

Wow, slobal sucks
by Mike October 18, 2003
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