MIke's definitions

Eboni Sawyer

Fine as FUCK!! if you see this girl youd be like DAMN!!! I wanna BEAT that!! she has a phat ass and a banging body!

I hoe Eboni act like a slut.

by Mike May 22, 2003

clamnaki

the definition if so great if i told you you would die

omg u gay ass clamnaki

by mike February 21, 2004

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005

salvia

Salvia Divinorum, hallucinogenic herb of the mint family. Related to sage. Very, very strange, possibly the most bizarre drug out there. The buzz is unique and at the higher levels is beyond mind-blowing in its sheer oddity.

I smoked some 5x salvia leaf and thought I had become a pillar of glass that was supporting the sky while the ground beneath me became a river of leaves.

by mike March 26, 2004

danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.

by Mike November 28, 2004

fuckful

Feeling full of fuck, or being full of lust

Lauren is very fuckful

by mike September 4, 2004

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004