MIke's definitions

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003

Carmelize

To hog something that you should be sharing with others.

Who Carmelized the Dots?

by Mike November 18, 2003

Halo53

A teenager who is great at videos games, especially Halo, Rainbow Six 3, and Mech Assault. A regular to RedvsBlue and the 7th Column.

Ah damn, Halo53 just owned me in Mech Assault again

by Mike March 11, 2004

Pumpy

a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.

Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.

by mike January 12, 2004

vornoff

a machine that has lazer targeting and about 4 dildos on it geuss what it does and its made in canada

hey honey do we have so;me money to buy a vornoff

by mike September 15, 2004