MIke's definitions

prokaryote

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

by Mike January 21, 2004

chav

chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)

ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.

by Mike January 23, 2004

Yonkers

Cool place to hang out, the only city in Westchester county NY that isn't lame.

Yonkers is where all the cool, interesting working-class people live, the rest of the county is a bunch of stuck-up upper middle class whitebread countryclub goers.

by Mike January 23, 2004

Yonkers

A city with a strange inferiority complex. People try to say they live somewhere else even tho there in Yonkers.

Sarah Lawrence College is in "Bronxville".
Crestwood is "Tuckahoe"
The northeastern part is "Scarsdale"
and the southwestern part is "really close to Riverdale"

by Mike January 23, 2004

Gnar Kill

gnar kill is a band made up of bam margera (keyboard) brandon dicamello (vocals) and i dont know who the drummer is. their most popular songs include 'skeletor and beastman' and 'mustardman'

go on kazza and search for gnar kill

by mike January 23, 2004

l7arel7evil

Personal Happiness defined by one kiss. A lifelong companion. A friend.

A Goddess, temptress, angel

by Mike January 23, 2004

itg

its Giunta, not Guitna. ^^

"ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS U FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!! DONT SAY TAT AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKING DONE"

I go to school

Man approaces. "What did u say yesterday on the net?"

me: "Err... nothing... lOl i was kidding :/"

by Mike January 24, 2004