MIke's definitions

unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

by Mike May 13, 2006

blem

snout, baccy, fags etc. Prison slang for tobacco in Southern England. Also used for Marijauna.

Got any blem.

by Mike September 2, 2003

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

Dirty Voergel

Taking a shit on a girls chest, and then placing a carrot up her ass.

That girl just got a dirty voergel.

Please give me a dirty voergel.

by Mike January 31, 2005

taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.

You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008

BlueFrost

Soft, cuddly, kind, sincere, open, direct, curious, honest, straightforward, doesn't got time for bullshit, won't take shit from anyone, everything i've ever looked for in a girl...and it's all there...wrapped up with a bow tie...can i have you for christmas???

by mike June 2, 2003

Duck Sick

To tell a female to give you oral stimulation

Can I get my nails done?
No Hoe.. But you can make my duck sick

by Mike July 31, 2003