MIke's definitions

putor'

short for computor usually used by lazy people in chat rooms on the internet

mike: man my putor' crashed
max: shame well it's ok you can download some porn off my putor'

by mike March 29, 2005

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

buhdussi

combination of smells of butt,dick and pussy

yall freak muthfuckas must of got it on up in here it smells like buhdussi

by mike June 1, 2004

snowflakes

A euphemism for cocaine, or crack rock.

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!

by Mike April 7, 2004