shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.
He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.
by MITB February 25, 2006
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stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.
That stupid fucker pissed me off!
by MITB October 18, 2007
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Neon slap

The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.
"Damn, speedo stopped working again!"
< Neon slap >
"That's better."
by MITB September 13, 2006
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Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.
by mitb September 11, 2008
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dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.
Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!
by MITB September 29, 2006
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Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".
"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"
by mitb April 07, 2009
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hand held game

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.
by MITB April 05, 2006
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