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puppy mill

A place where dogs are kept exclusively for breeding. They are usually subjected to brutal treatment and very poor conditions.

The dogs are kept in wire cages with wire floors so the cages won't need cleaning. cages are usually stacked 2, 3 or 4 high. This means the upper dogs waste will fall on the dogs below, but it saves space, allowing more dogs to be kept. Many of these dogs are in poor health, their fur is matted with urine and feces. The cages are often times left outside in all weather conditions. Puppies will be left with their mothers in these cages until they are 4 or 5 weeks old. They are then removed so they can be sold in time to reach pet stores at 6 weeks of age.

Buyers stop by the puppy mills weekly to pick up any puppies ready for sale. Any that are too ill for the buyers are promptly killed. Any that are bought are given massive doses of antibiotics in the hopes of making them healthy enough for the pet stores. They are also cleaned up and then loaded into trucks to be taken to pet stores nationwide where they are sold for as much $4000 depending on the breed. The only national pet store chain I know of that sells puppy mill puppies is Petland. Hunt corporation is a major supplier to Petland, they buy puppies from puppy mills and haul them around in trucks as described above.

The top states for puppy mills are Missouri, Pennsylvania and Kansas. Many of these puppy mills are run by Amish people.
Puppy mills are a national shame. They should be outlawed in all states. Never buy a puppy form a pet store, adopt a homeless pet from a shelter or rescue group instead.
by MITB May 15, 2008
mugGet the puppy millmug.

Flame Boy

The driver of a race car with red flames painted on it. It could be a Nascar driver, but it doesn't have to be.
I hope Flame Boy blows his engine again, it's hilarious to see him cry like a little girl.
by MITB November 6, 2007
mugGet the Flame Boymug.

sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.
Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!
by MITB April 10, 2006
mugGet the sickmug.

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".
"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"
by mitb April 6, 2009
mugGet the Flatsymug.

tw@

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.
She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.
by MITB April 16, 2006
mugGet the tw@mug.

Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.
by mitb October 24, 2008
mugGet the Russian Federationmug.

Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.
by MITB December 29, 2007
mugGet the Motherless Bastardmug.

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