MISSY's definitions
by missy July 31, 2004
Get the a playamug. A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.
"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"
by Missy April 10, 2005
Get the scummermug. by Missy August 17, 2004
Get the shoot the shitmug. by missy June 28, 2004
Get the smokemospheremug. the smell that comsumes a females entire body during her period and leaves a scent when she gets up,,FROM THE BLOOD!
by missy July 28, 2003
Get the fish stankmug. 
