ecnalubma

That stupid sign you see on the front of ambulances

I got run over but luckily there was an ecnalubma there to save my ass

by Mikey January 11, 2004

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 09, 2003

badap bap

The response one gives when there is no other response to give. However, it may also be used in any context to substitute anything. May also be substituted with just "badap" or "bap" or multiple "bap"s make be added.

"Me and my boyfriend broke up today."
"Badap bap!"

"My grandma died..."
"Badap bap..."

"I love you!"
"Badap..."

"That guy just stole your wallet..!"
"BADAP BAP.. BAP BAP!!!!!!!"

by Mikey March 25, 2004

titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 20, 2003

kwan

Another word for shit, crap...

- slang

Teacher: back in the 1600's
Student: Shutup bitch i dont wanna hear your kwan

by Mikey March 04, 2005

pvan

P-Van is a place were parties happen and ya-yo and mad blunts are blazed...the owner of this troy troy

remember the day wen we blew mad yay and blazed mad blunts at the light kid...-Mike

by Mikey March 16, 2004

cell phone

something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.

why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.

by mikey March 20, 2005