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eventify

eventify v trans (event + suffix -ify; cf. stratify)Ð to fill with events, to make more eventful.
Do you want to eventify your life? To make it fuller and brighter? Come to travel with us.

Let's think how we could eventify our next vacation.

You know I love you but our relationship is becoming a routine. I'm looking for some ways to eventify it.

It would be good to eventify one's life to have more fun out of it, but this may be distractive or even destructive for for life itself.
by Mike December 31, 2003
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Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.
I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...
by Mike April 9, 2003
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Quantum Leap

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."

Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.

Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.

Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........
You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"
by Mike January 24, 2004
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WWE

The original in sports-entertainment. Formally known as World Wrestling Federation until the pandas(World Wildlife Fund) sued them all because of the websites domain. Stars from the WWF/E include Bruno Samartino, "The Game" Triple H, "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "The Immortal" Hollywood Hulk Hogan, "The Eight Wonder of the World" Andre The Giant, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, "The People's Champion" The Rock, The Undertaker, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, Mankind, "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton and "The Docta of Thuganomics" John Cena.
WWF(Wrestling) > WWE > You > Pandas
by Mike March 30, 2005
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babania

Heroin, scag, junk, boy, pants,....whatever you want to call it
The only way I'm snorting that babania is if there's no needles around.
by Mike December 24, 2005
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Cwappy

1 Man that toilet is cwappy. Or. He is cwappy. 2 This is very cwappy.
by Mike December 8, 2003
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victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.
I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.
by Mike February 17, 2004
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