MIKE's definitions

siegfried and roy

In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.

See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches

After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy

by Mike January 24, 2005

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

APO

Authorized Personnel Only

Hey , APO beyond that door!

by Mike February 15, 2004

chublove

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.

James loves the chublove

by Mike January 21, 2004

dial it in

See also:

"Hooked Up"

Origins traced back to eletric guitarist slang... referring to fixing of the guitars for someone... be it through tweaking the dials or turning the knobs that tighten the strings.

"Espo wants a cheesy beef from Cavones. Fuckin'.. dial it in!"

by Mike September 15, 2004

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014