swabble

Your mom swabbles.
by Mike December 30, 2003
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baja

getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips
Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops
by mike April 23, 2004
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Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".
by Mike April 05, 2005
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Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.
Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"
by Mike March 26, 2004
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magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.
My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.
by Mike January 06, 2005
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so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare
That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.
by Mike June 17, 2004
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Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA
All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.
by Mike December 15, 2004
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