MIKE's definitions

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

Ardjet

Orbital Frame piloted by BAHRAM pilot
Ken Marinaris.
Has a tough outer shell that acts as secondary armor.

Ardjet is tough opponent.

by Mike January 2, 2005

shovel head

see shovel-head

look at that shovel head

by mike June 30, 2004

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005

snow ball

blowing your load in your partners ass, sucking it out and spitting the poop/jit mixture in their mouth.

Bruce and Jim are so close, I heard for his birthday Jim gave Bruce a snowball, and it wan't even snowing out.

by mike October 20, 2003

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003

piss on it

Forget about it; to do something later.

Person1: I can't go out tonight, I have to study for a test.
Person2: Piss on it. Let's go.

by Mike February 25, 2004