MIKE's definitions

Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

November 9th

1.A day the gaming community will come together as one, when all showers cease to operate, all schools and offices are vacated, and all snack food companies win big.
2.(basis for 1) Halo 2 Release Date.

1. "Dude! Half-Life 2 came out yesterday. Boy, that was a total November 9th.
2. November 9th 2004 will change the way we see gaming.

by Mike May 11, 2004

sXe

vegetarians dont eat

edge kids dont smoke, drink or have mindless sex

they don't understand why you would go out, drink until you cant think right or control your action, pass out and take the risk of choking on your vomit

Elvis was not sXe, he died on the shitter

by mike September 28, 2004

dirt bird

a girl or woman who goes out and hangs around clubs and bars in skimpy clothes. to attract a drunk male for coitus

"look at her dave id fuck that"
Urgh why shes a fuckin dirt bid shes proberbly had more pricks up her than a heroin addict!

by mike January 5, 2004

drag strip

A straight bit of pavement used for Drag Racing. The actual race distance is one quarter mile from starting line to finish line, then sometimes over a half a mile after the fininsh line (called the stopping area). These strips can be found as the home to Top Fuel Dragsters and Top Fuel Funny Cars with over six thousand horsepower

The U.S. Nationals can be found at the Drag Strip at Indinapolis Raceway Park.

by Mike February 3, 2005

University of Delaware

The University is the college that my weird friend Jocelyn goes to. This makes it awesome.

"I go to the University od Delaware."

by Mike June 10, 2006

tube sock

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

by Mike February 13, 2004