MIKE's definitions

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

Trope

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one

Crystalle Gaudet

by Mike February 8, 2004

Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".

hicks on the river trying to be preppy

by Mike April 5, 2005

more hardcore than porno-flick bitches

so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare

That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.

by Mike June 17, 2004

Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Red Wing

(Verb)To bang a girl on her period.

Joe totally red-winged her last night

by Mike March 1, 2005