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baja

getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips
Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops
by mike April 23, 2004
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stinky dinky

your cock after having sex with a really dirty slut.
Jeremy braun's mom made my dinky stinky.
by mike January 6, 2004
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wax

WAX
1.when you jizz on a gurls pants then you both end up passing out when you wake up the next morning stagnent jizz on her pants
2. thing that cavemen used to lite cave
3. stuff you put on a car to make like shiny
4. flying disks aka records
1. "damn Mike the water isnt coming off my pants with water" mike "come on gurl dont be mad you wont worry about the sain on your pants if you take them off again"
2. "damn cavemen you shouldnt of had cieling lights its like dodging burning rain down here"
3. "dude if you put enough wax on your car during a sunny day you can cause an acedent on the road"
4. dude game over wax broke and theres a piece in my leg,,, dude wtf wtf that was my vanilla ice record" other dude "man vanilla ice record damn theres only like 2 left everyone else makes an effort to get rid of shit from there house" dude with shit in his leg "dude really my leg is fucking gushing and you spent 30 seconds making a dumb joke ... ill see you in hell" then he flat lines
by mike May 13, 2005
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Descendatron

We rode the descendatron to the first floor.
by Mike May 24, 2004
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big up yourself

to give yourself praise, to make some noise for yourself, give yourself a congratulatory handshake or a pat on the back or whatever. hooray for you. origin:british popularized by ali g
uk jungle thug: bo! check dis, i is got a brand new stero system.
uk garride punk: big up yourself, aiiii.
by mike October 18, 2003
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potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!
by Mike August 29, 2003
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tezzas

A: Hey Fool! lets go see a flick.
B: errrr Aight! Just let me ring yo mama and tell her she cant come over and lick my tezzas!
by Mike June 11, 2004
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