MIKE's definitions

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003

Trope

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one

Crystalle Gaudet

by Mike February 8, 2004

albinoism

albino-ism, religion if u will. To live in the dark and become white with red beedy eyes.

Elias, get some sunshine man... whats with the albinoism!?

Elias, this albinoism is just shit, it wont let me submit cos this 'Example is too short' so i'll crap on a bit..

by mike July 8, 2004

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

greatastic

this is the greatest fantastic thing ever

that sex was grearastic

by mike May 13, 2005

Severna Park

They love losing by one goal to Dulaney in 2000-2003. You guys down there in AACO dont know shit about snobby or stuck up. You have three private schools down there, big deal. Up here in Bmore county there are over 30 of them. You guys should venture up to Bmore county and see how real snobby kids have fun. Instead of getting drunk on on a boat in the "beautiful severn river".

hicks on the river trying to be preppy

by Mike April 5, 2005

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003