Definitions by MIKE

untouchable 

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

untouchable by Mike June 1, 2002

goon 

cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.

I got pissed on goon last night.

goon by mike October 27, 2001

plonc 

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

plonc by mike October 27, 2001

bgs 

'bloody good stuff' can be used with anything but has particular use when tasting or talking about beer. Can be sent on phones and chat for quickhand.

person 1: What do you think of girl x?
person 2: bgs

bgs by mike October 27, 2001