MIKE's definitions

BlueFrost

able to lighten a mood with creative talents. open hearted to another's faults and does not judge them. their company alone helps to brighten up a cloudy day. if there's one thing out of life i want...it is this. provocative and innocent at the same time..makes me think of a sweet yet devilish schoolgirl in a short, skimpy skirt. and i would love to find out just what that skirt is hiding in all aspects. :)

by Mike June 6, 2003

breene

A term given to musical artists or bands who have no integrity, act in an unpleasant manner and generally think they are better than they actually are. The term comes from a UK band called Breene, who are pioneers in this sort of behaviour.

The singer is breene

That is a breene band

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

session

a group of people smoking up

"yo lets run a session"

by mike December 15, 2003

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004

urbandictionary

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.

urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.

by Mike November 1, 2006

Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.

Hey baby, wanna Lindy?

by Mike April 27, 2006