software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 04, 2004

sheizerdad

A stupid word that i got bored and and made up and is longer word for sheizen which also means shit or sheiz.

(in french accent)
Yo moser flipperdad wassup! Youse a stupid littal sheizerdad! Go eat some sheizerdad you littal bastardad!

by Mike March 17, 2005

Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Eurobeat

Perhaps the catchiest music in the world. Originated from Italy, sold in Japan. Parapara made it popular.

Seriously, Eurobeat is not techno. Go to hell.

by Mike December 16, 2004

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 16, 2004

fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003