MIKE's definitions

The Saints

Jazz and dixieland slang for "When The Saints Go Marching In". Some musicians also refer to this song as "The Monster", fearing having to play it several times in a single evening.

And then some guy who just arrived wanted the Saints again, and I was ready to break his leg. We should just stop taking requests.

by Mike October 17, 2006

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

tazy

Crazy, usually used when the next word will start with a "T," or you change the next word to make it start with a "T" (works well with ch -> t).

Tazy tight
Tazy tewy (chewy)

by Mike April 28, 2006

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

da

1. Ebonics for "the".
2. (German) There.

1. What up in da hizzouse?

2. Wer ist das da drüber? (Who is that over there?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003