Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

by mike December 25, 2004

chopper hopper

A female who is not fussy who she has sexual relationships with provided they are in the armed forces.

Shes slept with half the troops, Fuckin Chopper Hopper.

by mike December 08, 2003

sabodish

a gentleman who uses suave and sophistication to get a lot of action, i.e.: sex.

"That guy's a total sabodish. Women fall all over him."

by mike September 27, 2003

purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin

by mike June 09, 2004