MIKE's definitions

doctatorship

the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.

They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.

by Mike March 30, 2008

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 26, 2004

spaceship

Can mean a type of crack pipe, looks kinda like a small orb of glass w/ a short stem and a bowl on top of it.

Spaceships beat the hell outta chasin' the dragon.

by mike March 19, 2004

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

bright

acting in a smart ass way

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright

by mike December 15, 2003

Heeshee

One who successfuly creates the "mangina"

Silence Of The Lambs

by Mike February 6, 2003