MIKE's definitions

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

cock thrust

a move that can only be done by one man........martin walsh. its about the grossest thing ever seen

"god dammit marty stop doing that cock thrust."

by mike April 17, 2004

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 2, 2005

Dick Nazi

I strict believer in non penile ways.

I heard that your mom is a Dick Nazi.

by Mike December 30, 2003

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

gator

A common slang word for 1000 dollars commonly used in Boston neighborhoods.

Someone backed into my car last night...it's gonna cost me at least a gator to get it fixed.

by Mike February 13, 2005

Caffinated

Hyper, At full speed

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk

by Mike March 12, 2004