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soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.
Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?
by Mike February 18, 2004
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noshe

the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.
1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"
by mike August 18, 2003
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:sigh:

by Mike December 7, 2003
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lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.
Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.
by Mike December 25, 2003
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Larry the cable guy

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life
Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?
by Mike April 24, 2005
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Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.
After last night, I feel like such a slutern.
by Mike November 11, 2003
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vampyre

by mike December 29, 2003
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