MIKE's definitions

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

Lihs

Our new weapon to fight of the Santist I.H.M.s. Developed through extensive study of Iraqi resistence Don Hock has commisioned this new weapon to fight off The dimick and retake the island of Aloysius.

Yesterday i threw a Lihs into The Blob's office killing three of our facist enemies!

by mike May 15, 2004

explogasm

to explode in orgasmic delight at something not related to any sexual activity.

"man, did you see that car? it was explogasmic"

by Mike July 16, 2008

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

Yolie

A word that means anything, but typically used when somthing bad happens to somebody else.

John Peterson started crying because he's a little baby who needs a tampon, yolie!

by Mike March 22, 2003

depalma

to be exceptionally late

I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!

by Mike September 14, 2003

woo woo

The sound the whistle tip makes.

"Its dat woo woo, no what im sayin? Den you got da flows, aint dat trippy out da flowmastas and shit" "We do it fo da dekarayshunz man. Dats it and dats all man, fo dekarayshunz." "You posed be up cookin brehfast fo somebody, its like an alarm clock- woo woo!"

by Mike April 17, 2003