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Miguel Cuanalo

Warped gringo who is in dire need of anger management
No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Mike May 3, 2004
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dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike
I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike
by Mike January 4, 2005
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acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.
Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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nub

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.
by Mike February 9, 2004
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Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.
He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton
by Mike July 25, 2008
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supersoaker

You better shut your mouth before I shoot you with my supersoaker.
by Mike July 20, 2003
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Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
by Mike October 3, 2003
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