Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MICHAEL

ton

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

ton by Michael October 3, 2004

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someone who may know where you live

601 Fallowfield Avenue Apt. 16, Charleroi Pa 15022

indecline by michael September 27, 2004

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Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

Dog Ball by Michael September 8, 2004

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Fist trap is a slang word for cunt fanny pussy etc etc

Man that chicks fist trap smells

Fist Trap by Michael September 4, 2004

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Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.

Emo "metal" by Michael August 25, 2004

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its a mates bitch whose soo annoying and thinks shes queen sheba. such as samantha

samantha, jeremys wench, is the biggest fuckin wench mankind has ever developed

wench by michael August 17, 2004

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The automobile of a tall girl who plays soccer with louise. Also known as Trinizzle or Nibbles

Lets go for a cruise in the trinizzle mobizzle to see louise playing soccer

mobizzle by Michael August 11, 2004

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