MICHAEL's definitions

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

juice tiger

person on steroids

ron coleman is a juice tiger

by michael May 5, 2003

boardies

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

by Michael November 10, 2004

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

manogamy

A Wrong spelling of Mahogany

That wood is manogamy. OH SHIT I SPELT IT WRONG

by michael August 1, 2004

ducks

Plural of duck, a breed of fowl that lives almost wholly atop freshwater lakes when not nesting, flying, or migrating.

Look! Out on the water! Ducks!

by michael November 11, 2003

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003