MELANiE's definitions

Cockasaurus

The hot and big cock of a Pokamoke Indian.

I wish I could suck his cockasaurus day and night.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006

glennapacific

Glennapacific is one of myspace's biggest celebrities. At one point having a total of almost 100,000 thousand friends.
This scene goddess is extremely confident, and teaches others that there is nothing wrong with that. Truly a myspace idol. She is a good role model for young teens all over the world today.

I can't believe glennapacific commented me back!

by Melanie January 21, 2008

Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

Goblin

A short, thin, hunched, and highly intelligent Kobalic creature. Goblins are normally peaceful and quite wise, but can turn savage if enslaved or engaged in war. Tolkien seems to think they're always that way, but I think he just had a little run-in with one when he was a kid. That could've been in the First Age of Middle Earth for all I know.

Goblins are sworn enemies of Dwarves, perhaps for their shared love of gold and treasure.

Ludo sat nervously at the table with the Goblins, trying to get an extension. Then one of them decided to show him the seriousness of his debt by pulling out a hammer and a plastic bag with two grapes in it.

by Melanie October 10, 2003

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004