Definitions by MEGAN
wag
I wag that bitch.
schwaa
what the fuck?
when playing a new card game, one would say "schwaa" when they dont understand what the hell is going on
smimy
a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.