ME's definitions

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

teacher

Someone who's ruining others lives and is getting paid for it

Man my teacher give me so much homework that I can't come with you, I'm gonna kill him

by Me June 9, 2004

Brookfield

the most friggin boring town in connecticut. way 2 many families with a stick up their ass.u feel like ur in leave it to bever world.

hey? wanna go out 2nite? well wat do u want to do? we can go to the mall, movies or friggin bowling? nahh we did all those last week. Lets get drunk instead!! ok!!
---damn brookfield is sooo gay---

by me November 15, 2003

Furry Art

A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.

Watch the sock scene from American Pie.

by ME July 18, 2005

straight edge

Straight Edge(sXe) is a choice not to do anything that pollutes the body or mind.

A sXe kid will not drink, smoke, do drugs, or have sex(unless in a committed relationship). Hardcore sXe-ers don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex until marriage, and are vegan. This all varries from person to person, but the "rules" generally are:

No Drinking
No Drugs
No Sex

Kid A: Hey you want a drink?
Kid B: No, I'm sXe.


No one night stands.

by Me August 30, 2004

rarin' to go

being very ready to do somthing

*Are you ready for the Yellowcard concert?
**Dude, I'm rarin' to go!

by me November 4, 2003

you swear

you mean thats happening

"I just got some"
"You swear, got some"

by me August 8, 2004