MC Derf's definitions

hot fudge sundae

1 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis.

2 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top.

1 Ahh...my girlfriend has the stomach flu...im gonna get me a hot fudge sundae tonight.

2 Hey baby, ya thirsty? How 'bout a hot fudge sundae?

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

fruit rollup

n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.

I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

anal fever

1 n. an incredible urge to have anal sex

2 n. a Tera Patrick movie
Origin: Tera Patrick

That chick has anal fever...she won't be able to shit right for weeks.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

shishkabob

n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.

I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.

by MC Derf August 1, 2006

pruger

n. 1. an ugly chick who gets ping-ponged by two scrotums.
2. a person who sucks cock so hard that they get a white streak going up thier cheek/chin.

Dude Bob and I ping-ponged a pruger last night.. it was so funny.

by MC Derf August 14, 2006

orgasmaraid

1. n. really good gatorade that gives one the sensation of having and orgasm after consuming.

2. n. a sexual position acheived by having sex with another person, and right after you orgasm, hit them in the back of the head, steal their purse and all their stuff, and run away.

1. Dude...did u see that guy in the lunch line drinking that fruit punch gatorade...? He just like, totally screamed 'OH SUSAN!' after taking a sip...must be some damn good orgasmaraid.

2. Dude, you know that rich kids single mother? Well the other day, I delivered her a pizza, and she couldnt pay, so we did the nasty on the floor, and I thought she was a bitch so i gave her an Orgasmaraid.

by MC Derf September 18, 2006

San Francisco Disco

n. A sexual position achieved by lowering one's testicles into another's mouth, then the recipient twirls the scrotum around in his mouth with his tongue, resembling a disco ball or lights at a rave. Then the two proceed to rub each other down with soap suds while listening to Haddaway.

"Lasth night I enjoyed a San Francisco Disco at Thauliuth' houthe.
It wath phabulouth!"

by MC Derf March 5, 2008