Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.

all the kurombos are eating fried chicken

by max December 20, 2004

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

by Max December 02, 2004

brang

to put a small puffy dog in his carrying case, zip it up, and swing him around as if he were in a mini airplane

1)come here doggie im gonna brang you!!!
2)dude stop branging my dog, its making him sick

by max March 12, 2005

maximus

A product used for penis enlargement.

I went to the store to buy Maximus so I could impress my girlfriend in the sack

by max March 29, 2004