MAx's definitions

Armpit

The hollow beneath the arm. The underarm.

Everytime Megan raised her hand in class in her sleeveless dress, the kid behind her tickled her armpit.

by Max March 16, 2004

kumstar

A guy who escheats on his wife with some slut and consequently gets per stirpes on his testators

At the hotel I paid 10 bucks to see one of those movies about some kumstar

by Max September 11, 2004

hooknose

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!

by max August 9, 2004

tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 1, 2004

PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

by max December 4, 2004

Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity

You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA

by Max February 9, 2004

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004