Definitions by MAtt

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

assfuck by matt July 8, 2004

bonus 

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

bonus by matt July 7, 2004

narcissist 

An individual, typically male, who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often acts as if he/she is superior.

Napoleon is famous for the narcissism he developed as a reaction to his short stature.

narcissist by Matt July 5, 2004

Peacekeeping

N, Adj. The keeping of peace in a certain area; ie. pre-existing peace.

The United Nations Peacekeeping forces kept the peace within Canada, a country not within any conflict.

Peacekeeping by matt July 3, 2004

Ookie Dookie 

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".

I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.

Ookie Dookie by matt June 29, 2004

Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.

...but beware that bucket in the corner.

Lavos by Matt June 29, 2004

Cunt Warbling 

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

Cunt Warbling by Matt June 26, 2004