MAtt's definitions

bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

by Matt January 7, 2005

jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

by matt March 2, 2004

Harry Balzonia

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

by matt May 13, 2005

wocka

the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear

Wocka! Wocka!

by matt December 1, 2003

ooyata

To Jizz one self.

I ooyata'd all over her tits

by matt June 27, 2003

Baccon

It's the Po-Po..5-0..Piggy..doughnut loving S.O.B..COPS

I smell Baccon!!!

by Matt September 16, 2003

blommie

anouther word for hommie but asking you to blow me.

Hey blommie, come over here.

by matt May 13, 2005