Definitions by MAtt
Derail your corntrain
An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.
The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"
Derail your corntrain by Matt September 1, 2004
It's the good stuff.
wounded pirate
After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
wounded pirate by Matt September 1, 2004