Definitions by MAtt

nice catch no-catch 

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

nice catch no-catch by matt November 5, 2004

Black Scorpion 

A really bad wrestler back in the day. Aka Al Perez.

Jeff Merrick: Black Scorpion promo for Ol'Grady's Tavern, take 1.
Black Scorpion: STING. REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME? HEH HEH HEH
Jeff Merrick: No no no! Talk about Monday nights at Ol'Grady's! Take it from the top.
Black Scorpion: STING. HEH HEH HEH...
Jeff Merrick: This guy just doesn't get it.

And who the heck is this Sting guy????

Black Scorpion by matt November 5, 2004

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

Mount Vernon by Matt November 4, 2004

South Yonkers

Usually means Southwest Yonkers, the part with all the crime and drugs.

From around Lake to Caryl and the Hudson to Saw Mill.

South Yonkers by Matt November 4, 2004

West Yonkers 

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

West Yonkers by Matt November 4, 2004

Yonkers 

Yonkers is not just some "ghetto north of the Bronx" that people think. 7/8 of Yonkers is not ghetto. In the east side, the outer borough waste stops at the city line and segues into a diverse, small-city atmosphere similar to that of the Bronx or Brooklyn when they were in their prime before the 1970s. The most heterogenous place in Westchester, Yonkers is almost seen as its own county. It is home to great Italian restaurants like Ferrara's and Valentino's, a wealth of Irish culture on McLean Avenue, and of course, Stew Leonard's and the signature racetrack. Definitely not a city to write off as "Bronx North" or just another Westchester suburb.

Though often less than picturesque, and with bad schools and a bad reputation and moderate crime in the southwest, there's nothing quite like it.

Yonkers by Matt November 4, 2004

hat 

You wear it on your head....Dipshit.

Example 1. "Look, I'm wear my hat, on my head....Faggot."

Example 2. "FREE HAT, FREE HAT, FREE HAT"

hat by Matt November 3, 2004