MAtt's definitions

Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.

When does this hellacious ride end!?

by Matt February 27, 2005

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

by matt August 17, 2006

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination

"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."

by Matt November 30, 2004

Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.

Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.

by Matt April 30, 2005

buttdart

a gay man's penis

Get you buttdart outta my ass

by MAtt May 25, 2003

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003