MAtt's definitions

sledge hammer

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

by matt March 2, 2004

Africoon

An annoying, angry person.

"Quit being such an Africoon Phil, asshole."

by Matt July 4, 2005

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fucktard

look under fucktard on urban dictionary.

by matt August 26, 2003

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

booblet

Of or pertaining to a small breast.

Nice face, but she only has booblets.

by Matt August 6, 2004

get the led out

listining to some led zeppelin!

man I need to listin to some zeppelin! Im gonna go home, and get the led out!

by matt August 22, 2004

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004