MAtt's definitions

wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

by Matt August 14, 2003

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Overholser

Gauging your friend's level of acceptance with your potential participation in a homosexual act(s) or performance(s)

Chris "overholsed" his friends when he told them that the girl he was dating used to strap one on with her ex-boyfriend.

After the "overholsing" Brady was really conflicted on pursuing his late night rendevous with Josh at the lifeguard stand

by Matt January 13, 2004

G

a gangsta or west coast g.

hes a west coast g stuck on the east coast.

by matt December 13, 2003

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt March 31, 2004

1994

a very depressing year in terms of:

music
album releases
depressing music

this year was the most depressing from the 90's

by matt January 9, 2005