MAtt's definitions

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

Boob'n

Something that kicks ass

Dude, that shirt is boob'n.

by Matt April 11, 2005

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

fagtacular

see example

the person using the following definition is fagtacular: (fact) Whenever used, it immediately shows the lack of IQ of the user! Thus, all people using this word are idiots.

by Matt January 9, 2004

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

ubisoft

A very talented video game developer and publisher.

Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

ohh-bee-soft

by Matt March 4, 2005