MAtt's definitions

forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.

Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.

by Matt August 9, 2004

blarg

Interjection usually used to describe discomfort.

Blarg... I don't feel good today.

BLARG! PIRATES! Inside joke. Sorry XD

by Matt July 27, 2004

one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

by Matt March 31, 2005

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.

by matt March 28, 2003

spankies

cross country uniform.almost like a bikini type bottom with a tanktop.

she wore spankies to the cross country championship meet.

by matt December 14, 2003

fountain day

The Party to end all parties at SUNY Albany where a large fountain in the middle of campus gets turned on around 3 weeks before the end of school and everyone gets drunk.

You going to fountain day?
Yeah I'm alreadyd drunk!

by Matt April 27, 2004