MAtt's definitions

skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

by Matt January 14, 2005

Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".

I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.

by matt June 29, 2004

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

hXc

to those straight-edge emo pricks it means hardcore. To me it means Straight-edge Hardcore.... the kind of hardcore that sucks. Hardcore was never meant to be straight-edge. Thanks for destroying Hardcore poser emo ass-holes

"look at me, i have black X's on my hands im so hardcore".

"shut up emo kid"

by Matt July 3, 2005

Harsh

Many meanings: tight, unfair etc

1. Going into an orphanage and singing 'We are family'
2.Strapping a bomb to the bottom of a wheelchair and telling the person in it to run for his life
3. Going to the english wheelchair baskettball team and telling them to try thier luck at slamball
4. Asking a person with both arms amputated to give u a hand

by Matt November 30, 2004

mac deez

a huge homo erotic person that likescock put where the sun does not shit and having end up in there mouth

one of my friends which is a prime example, he is a walking mac deez

by matt February 17, 2005

liquid candy

Pepperment Shnopps

Everyone likes liquid candy

by Matt June 21, 2004