MAtt's definitions

hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

by matt June 17, 2006

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004

Fieldy

The bassist for the band Korn. Despite what most of the definitions on this site say, he's not that talented of a bassist. Just look up the Korn bass tabs online and you'll notice they're pretty basic. His style of playing involves down tuning the strings 2 or 3 half-steps and doing mediocre slapping and overly-hard finger picking to get the "rattling sound." Plus, he's got so many effects running through that if he just turned them all off his sound would sound similar to a dieing squirrel being hit with a crowbar.

Compare Fieldy to Flea, Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius, Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan, Marcus Miller, or any other bassist and then make an opinion on the man.

by Matt May 13, 2005

beldo

A short, Bald headed bitch,
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.

Beldo IS a big dick face slut bag

by Matt December 28, 2003

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.

That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.

by matt November 17, 2004