monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

Yu-Gi-Owned

Geek slang. Sometimes used as sarcastic insult of geeks who play Yu-Gi-Oh

"Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"

by Matt October 03, 2003

Britney Spears

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.

Anything but listen to it.

by matt January 30, 2005

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)

Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese

by matt April 27, 2005

Beautiful

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.

Ex: Emo girls named Lindsay.

by matt December 09, 2003

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 05, 2003