MAtt's definitions

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 5, 2004

poink

when kim mispelled pink

i bought new fluffy poink slippers today!

by matt January 17, 2004

bother

the softest song from Stone Sour, its a pretty good song that doesdnt have drums in it, very good band also

You don't need to bother

by Matt June 13, 2004

abercrombie

The kids store of Abercrombie and Fitch. It has the same relation to A&F as Gap Kids has to Gap.

I don't really think an example is needed.

by Matt April 17, 2005

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004