MAtt's definitions

Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

by Matt January 13, 2004

morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

by matt August 29, 2005

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 9, 2004

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005

Pr0nulatory extravagance

showing extreme coolness.

That is a cool flash animation

re worded: That flash animation is pr0nulatory extravagance.

ex2. Dude thats pr0nulatory extravagance

by Matt November 16, 2004

chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

by Matt April 28, 2004