MAtt's definitions

CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."

Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.

by Matt September 8, 2005

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

buh

An abbreviation for the word buck or bucks(money). Usually referring to a low denomination

This shirt only cost five buh!

by matt June 12, 2004

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

ubisoft

A very talented video game developer and publisher.

Ubisoft Montreal is behind the master peice of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

ohh-bee-soft

by Matt March 4, 2005

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

bleb

blah + bored

bleb (it's it's own sentence)

by Matt November 25, 2003