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pigravach

The essential word in any refined man's vocabulary.

Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.

No plural.
While taking a Ritz Cracker Appetizer off a crystal tray: Ah... Pigravach

While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!

While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!
by Matt November 6, 2004
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shudyobidadup

shudyobidadup shaniqua mercades diamond
by Matt May 13, 2005
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Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.
Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!
by Matt September 15, 2003
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fetch

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"
by Matt January 19, 2005
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Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.
Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"
by Matt April 27, 2004
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shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner
1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com
by matt January 7, 2004
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deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!
Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
by Matt November 22, 2004
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