salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.
Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?
by Matt October 20, 2004
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Frickitard

And early form of fucktard, used when one does not wish to swear.
That 6th grader is such a frickitard; he screams everything in a high pitch screech!
by Matt March 12, 2004
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shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 08, 2005
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Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.
That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.
by matt November 17, 2004
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wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.
"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"
by Matt August 18, 2004
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frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.
Laura is a big frat mattress.
by Matt December 07, 2004
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diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy
Bob has s**t his nappy again
by Matt March 04, 2005
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