Definitions by MAtt

Extempreate 

To fuck all one's present company in the face.

"Man.. Extempreate!"

Extempreate by Matt March 1, 2004

cocksnogger 

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

cocksnogger by Matt February 29, 2004

dogs eggs 

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

dogs eggs by Matt February 29, 2004

touching cloth 

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

touching cloth by Matt February 29, 2004

bomb head 

(1) twat from hollyoaks
(2) Robert Thomas

whos plate is that,it must be bomb heads'

bomb head by Matt February 29, 2004

dizzle 

The first name "Dave"

Dave Chappelle: What's up yall! My name is Dizzle.

dizzle by Matt February 29, 2004

Doobery Ferkin 

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

Doobery Ferkin by Matt February 27, 2004