Definitions by MArk

slam-pig 

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.

Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.

slam-pig by Mark December 9, 2004

Fo Shozle 

Used my the new-age white gangsters

Wunna smoke some crack
Fo shozle nugga

Fo Shozle by Mark December 7, 2004

Coheed and Cambria 

crappy emo band
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell

"I love Coheed and Cambria"
"Lemme listen...
That isnt coheed, thats fuckin RUSH"

Coheed and Cambria by Mark December 7, 2004

Chezman 

1) To pay more for goods
2) To be conned or overcharged
3) Lack of buying skills

"They saw Chezman coming"

Chezman by Mark December 6, 2004

Canned 

A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.

Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!

Canned by Mark December 4, 2004

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

KirkRuff by Mark December 4, 2004

Hektor 

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense

"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"

Hektor by mark December 2, 2004